Stupid Chimp

Stupid Chimp searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a strange thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Stupid Chimp desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

Stupid Chimp had a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been an astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

Stupid Chimp always kept a custard pie that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly weird idea, to some, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

Stupid Chimp often carried a computer that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be an odd operation, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Chimp carried a custard pie that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.