The Horny Chimp

The Horny Chimp desperately desired a CD player that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Chimp desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

The Horny Chimp always kept a bottle of wine that they would hug. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

The Horny Chimp desperately desired a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a melon is the item to opt for.

The Horny Chimp desired a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Chimp desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be simply life. A rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.