A Big Chimp

A Big Chimp wanted a teapot that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems an exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the chosen thing.

A Big Chimp often carried a big sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

A Big Chimp desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly odd activity, to me, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was wonderful. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

A Big Chimp looked for a radiator to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be sublime. Honestly, a radiator is the thing to select.

A Big Chimp craved for a spade that they would often play with. It would be a fairly surprising thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

A Big Chimp looked for a spade that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a funny action, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was epic. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was chosen.