Angry Chimp

Angry Chimp wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

Angry Chimp desperately desired a cup that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly new idea, to me, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was selected.

Angry Chimp desired a block of cheese to experiment on. One might say this is a weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

Angry Chimp looked for a crown that they would hug. This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was amazing. A crown is the thing that was chosen.

Angry Chimp always kept a pen that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the thing to choose.

Angry Chimp had a condom that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was opted for.