The Round Chimp

The Round Chimp found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny having that done to it

The Round Chimp looked for a bottle of beer to insert somewhere. It should be a surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

The Round Chimp desperately looked for a wig to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a wig is the item to choose.

The Round Chimp desperately looked for a helmet that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a helmet is the item to choose.

The Round Chimp found a lava lamp to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Round Chimp desperately needed a dildo that they liked to sleep with. It might be a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was selected.