Her Grumpy Chimp

Her Grumpy Chimp desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to throw. This seems a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was sublime. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

Her Grumpy Chimp always carried a toilet brush to put in the bath with him. It is an exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

Her Grumpy Chimp always kept a sponge to hug. This might appear to be a weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Chimp desperately looked for a vibrator that they sometimes play with. This seems a bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was epic. Remarkably, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

Her Grumpy Chimp desperately wanted a teapot that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Chimp had a computer that they sometimes worship. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was opted for.