Naughty Chimp

Naughty Chimp carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a different activity, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

Naughty Chimp carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a fairly exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

Naughty Chimp owned a bottle of beer to sit and look at. This is certainly a peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

Naughty Chimp desperately desired a ball that they would throw. One might say this is a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a ball being the thing opted for.

Naughty Chimp desperately wanted a toilet brush that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Naughty Chimp desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to smash. It might be a fairly weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.