Their Eccentric Chimp

Their Eccentric Chimp looked for a condom that they would occasionally hug. It might be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a condom is the thing to opt for.

Their Eccentric Chimp desperately needed a rubber chicken to embrace. One might find this to be a funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Chimp always carried a sword that they liked to smash. One might say this is a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was selected.

Their Eccentric Chimp desperately looked for a big sponge that they would often smash. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item to choose.

Their Eccentric Chimp needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

Their Eccentric Chimp had a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen item.