My Lucky Chimp

My Lucky Chimp desperately craved for a set square that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a set square is the thing to choose.

My Lucky Chimp found a Harry Potter wand that they would often annihilate This is certainly a fairly peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

My Lucky Chimp desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would annihilate It should be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

My Lucky Chimp wanted a condom that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly a different action, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was magnificent. A condom being the thing opted for.

My Lucky Chimp desperately searched for a set of lego to smash. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

My Lucky Chimp always carried a bag of poop that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.