His Gentle Chimp

His Gentle Chimp carried a condom that they liked to break. It is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a condom was the item that was opted for.

His Gentle Chimp looked for a cheese grater to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

His Gentle Chimp had a condom to play with. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to choose.

His Gentle Chimp craved for a ball that they would drop. This seems a strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a ball being the item opted for.

His Gentle Chimp wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cucumber of all things.

His Gentle Chimp found a bag of flour that they would often drop. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.