Depressed Chimp

Depressed Chimp desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sit and look at. It should have been a fairly different thought, to most, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was fun. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

Depressed Chimp craved for a bat that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Chimp owned a rubber johnny that they sometimes embrace. It should have been a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was fun. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

Depressed Chimp always carried a cheese grater that they liked to break. It should be a fairly weird action, to me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a cheese grater of all things.

Depressed Chimp always kept a bag of poop that they would annihilate It is considered to be a strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was fun. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

Depressed Chimp desperately craved for a tomato that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.