The Confused Chimp

The Confused Chimp carried a block of cheese to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

The Confused Chimp often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Chimp owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Chimp owned a computer that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a computer was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Chimp desperately wanted a hat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Chimp found a CD player that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a CD player being the chosen thing.