The Depressed Chimp

The Depressed Chimp desired a cucumber that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a peculiar action, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Chimp always had with them a crown that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. A crown was the item that was selected.

The Depressed Chimp owned a custard pie that they would often share. This seems a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

The Depressed Chimp had a little monkey that they would often hug. This seems a strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. A little monkey would be the chosen thing.

The Depressed Chimp desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper to cuddle. It might be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Depressed Chimp desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.