Confused Chimp

Confused Chimp carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

Confused Chimp desperately searched for a condom that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a condom is the thing to opt for.

Confused Chimp had a pint of cider to throw. It is considered to be a bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

Confused Chimp wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a new suggestion, to many, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Confused Chimp had a sponge that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be an original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Confused Chimp craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes break. This seems a fairly strange thought, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.