A Naughty Chimp

A Naughty Chimp wanted a pen that they sometimes embrace. This seems an exciting action, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a pen is the thing to choose.

A Naughty Chimp desperately desired a piece of paper that they liked to drop. It was a fairly odd action, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

A Naughty Chimp found a bag of poop that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a fairly new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A bag of poop having that done to it

A Naughty Chimp looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes annihilate It was a new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. A pint of cider would be the item chosen.

A Naughty Chimp always kept a hat that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Remarkably, a hat being the item selected.

A Naughty Chimp found a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.