The Angry Chimp

The Angry Chimp desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

The Angry Chimp owned a crown that they liked to hug. This could be considered a bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a crown is the thing to opt for.

The Angry Chimp desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been a peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Angry Chimp desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes break. It should have been a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Angry Chimp desired a painting of a melon to smash. This is certainly a fairly astonishing activity, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a painting of a melon having that done to it

The Angry Chimp desperately wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was stunning. Strangely, a stretchman being the chosen thing.