My Ugly Chimp

My Ugly Chimp always had with them a melon that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly new exercise, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was awesome. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to choose.

My Ugly Chimp desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes cuddle. It is an original activity, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Chimp searched for a CD player that they would smash. This could be considered a weird action, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item chosen.

My Ugly Chimp desperately desired a sword that they would put up their bum. It might be an odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a sword being the item opted for.

My Ugly Chimp always kept a bag of poop to share. This might appear to be a surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Chimp found a bottle of coke that they would sometimes embrace. It was a funny operation, to most, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.