The Funny Chimp

The Funny Chimp desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be fun. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

The Funny Chimp wanted a sponge to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Funny Chimp desperately needed a condom that they would annihilate This seems a weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was selected.

The Funny Chimp desired a sack of potatoes that they would worship. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

The Funny Chimp always kept a stretchman that they would often worship. This seems a fairly new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

The Funny Chimp craved for a stapler that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. A stapler is the item to choose.