The Stupid Chimp

The Stupid Chimp always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Chimp desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would experiment on. This is certainly a strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Chimp craved for a hat to play with. One might find this to be a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a hat was the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Chimp desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon having that done to it

The Stupid Chimp carried a can of coke that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a can of coke being the thing selected.

The Stupid Chimp had a chocolate bar that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly different operation, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.