Horny Chimp

Horny Chimp desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

Horny Chimp needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A bottle of beer being the thing selected.

Horny Chimp had a block of cheese to try to nail to the wall. It would have been an unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was epic. A block of cheese being the chosen item.

Horny Chimp always kept a wig that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a strange action, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. A wig is the item to opt for.

Horny Chimp craved for a bottle of wine that they would throw. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

Horny Chimp often carried a condom that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a surprising operation, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.