My Red Chimp

My Red Chimp always kept a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

My Red Chimp had a mug that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to choose.

My Red Chimp craved for a set of lego that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was sublime. Honestly, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

My Red Chimp owned a sack of potatoes to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

My Red Chimp desperately desired a sponge to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be exciting. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

My Red Chimp needed a piece of paper that they would often put up their bum. This seems a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.