Red Chimp

Red Chimp looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a new proposal, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

Red Chimp looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a different activity, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny having that done to it

Red Chimp looked for a vibrator to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly strange proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the item selected.

Red Chimp needed a spade that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was miraculous. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

Red Chimp wanted a stapler to smash. This seems to be an original action, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a stapler being the thing selected.

Red Chimp craved for a cheese grater that they would play with. One might say this is an exciting activity, to you, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.