Green Chimp

Green Chimp desperately searched for a bag of poop that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

Green Chimp searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

Green Chimp had a rubber johnny that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

Green Chimp desperately needed a stapler that they would demolish. It was considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

Green Chimp desperately craved for a teapot to put down their trousers. It is a fairly exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was simply life. Remarkably, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

Green Chimp often carried a sword to share. It might have been a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was magnificent. Honestly, a sword was the item that was chosen.