Her Bewildered Chimp

Her Bewildered Chimp always had with them a crown that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a crown was the item that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Chimp desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a funny operation, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. A porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

Her Bewildered Chimp desperately needed a stapler that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

Her Bewildered Chimp looked for a custard pie to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie of all things.

Her Bewildered Chimp desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Her Bewildered Chimp often carried a can of Tango that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the item opted for.