My Depressed Chimp

My Depressed Chimp searched for a condom to demolish. One might say this is a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

My Depressed Chimp desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be an unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

My Depressed Chimp owned a big sponge to sleep with. It was a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was magnificent. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

My Depressed Chimp wanted a bottle of beer that they would often play with. It would be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

My Depressed Chimp always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally eat. It might be an extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

My Depressed Chimp searched for a sword that they would often throw. This might appear to be a peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item that was selected.