The Tired Chimp

The Tired Chimp looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

The Tired Chimp searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

The Tired Chimp desperately desired a cucumber that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

The Tired Chimp wanted a ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Tired Chimp always carried a hat that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be epic. Honestly, a hat was the chosen item.

The Tired Chimp desperately needed a melon that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was selected.