Their Gentle Chimp

Their Gentle Chimp desperately needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally drop. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

Their Gentle Chimp always had with them a wig that they would often eat. It is a bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be sublime. Honestly, a wig is the item to choose.

Their Gentle Chimp found a pint of cider that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

Their Gentle Chimp desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

Their Gentle Chimp desperately looked for a pen to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the thing selected.

Their Gentle Chimp desperately needed a bat that they would occasionally drop. It is a fairly bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the chosen thing.