The Handsome Chimp

The Handsome Chimp had a sword to annihilate This could be considered an unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword of all things.

The Handsome Chimp carried a mug that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Chimp found a rubber johnny that they liked to annihilate It should be a curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was amazing. A rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Handsome Chimp desperately searched for a spade that they would worship. It is a fairly odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing opted for.

The Handsome Chimp wanted a condom that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Handsome Chimp desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be an astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.