Uninspiring Quotes Contest: 3 SBI + Bounty For All Valid Entries

in #contest8 years ago

Hey Steemians

Do people call you depressed or a cynic simply because you tell the truth and don't drink the kool-aid that is positivity all the time? Then this is your chance to shine, or rather not shine. I tend to forget which one.

When un-inspiration strikes

When @heelsandmuffins are not sharing memes with one another we banter and decided to come up with an idea for a competition to find cynical steemians with dark dank humour.

So since most if not all the competitions on Steemit are super positive we decided to go the other way on this and the uninspired quote competition was born.

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How to enter

Tell us something uninspiring. What makes you lazy or procrastinate the most, what makes you miserable about your world, let us know and turn it into a quote to live by!

This can be done in the form of a simple comment, meme, gift, video or a photo. Don't let me stop you from becoming uninspired. However, a truly uninspiring post requires very little effort, so keep that in mind when creating your entry.

All entries have to be original, if you're a dumbass and get caught plagiarising some shit we will flag your face off! Yes, that's right so don't make us go full blown Nicholas Cage and John Travolta on your ass.

If you're still unsure on how to enter or were too lazy to read the rules here is an example I created so you get the picture

My entry example

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What do you win?

  • Best entry gets 2 SBI shares
  • Runner-up gets 1 SBI share
  • All valid entries will be upvoted by myself & @heelsandmuffins in the comments so you get a piece of the bounty. So even though you may feel like a loser, there really is no loser!

You have until the post-payout date to enter and winners will be decided by the 2 of us!

Have at it

So go ahead! What are you waiting for? Unless you're procrastinating until the last day which is totally fine with us. You can also not enter on purpose in protest that's fine too!

Stay uninspired, stay miserable!


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No, you're right. Let's do it the dumbest way possible because it is easier for you.

This is actually very relatable.... This is what I think a lot when people can only work with protocol and get a panic attack when someone suggest to do it differently 🤣

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Somes up my years at varsity and work elegantly @mimismartypants

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Damn straight!! Because why would logic even be a factor!! Let's just continue with your incoherent ideas!!

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I couldn't choose between these two, so I thought I'd post them both :0)

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Someones not all sunshine and rainbows I see...Bring out that darker side!

Lol. Be careful what you wish for ;0)

I appreciate the sheer lack off effort in this entry, it resonates a D student giving that good old college try!

We allowed to enter twice?

Who am I to stop you? Most steemians preach quality I say fuck that give me the qauntittays.

oh my gosh - i'm dying LOLOLOL

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The day those lemons were plucked from the tree they began to die, and yet they still have more life in them than this quote! Should I have a chat with whe serious cybernetics corporation?

Meh!! Do as you must!! P.S. Would they really care enough?? Seems like they too preoccupied with resource credits!!

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When the sun rises on a new day,
.... I roll over and put the pillow on top of my head.

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Ain't that the truth, like I wasn't fully over yesterday now you want me to deal with a new day? Can we just stop and take a break for one second?

“Do, or do not. Nobody a fuck gives.”

- Yoda, probably

This is me after the 5th glass of wine trying to fight my own reflection.. #highsociety

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lol,Now we’re cooking with the force, a little lightsaber as a starter perhaps? I think this competition is finally starting to pick up in quality

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Resteemed, I hope it keeps getting better 👍🏼

~ Mako

Thanks for helping me spread this filth on steemit! Gave you a follow, will be checking for good quips I can upvote and perhaps paraphrase so girls will think im funny and like me

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

"no matter what you do, you will always be somebody's disappointment"

((even this contest's judges))

Ain’t that the truth, reminds me of my third love Chelsea 😢

Well I am under oath to tell the whole truth! I may be the judge but @heelsandmuffins is the jury and executioner

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cracking up!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

When 7 year old Clara was diagnosed with acute blastic lymphoma, doctors gave her six months to live. She knew it would take amazing bravery to overcome the odds. So she laid down in bed, just took it like a little bitch, and was dead in 3. Fucking pussy.

LOL this one actually made me laugh snort really ugly the plot twist just got me!

And a bonus. I will take the winners quote, print it, and put it at my office. So I will see it every day.

LOL that sounds like a great idea! You will have to post a photo of the office :)

yes. BEFORE - AFTER . But I have to clean up here first.... BTW - I miss you in my latest fotballcontest (but you do not have to enter)

@minimining pics or it didn't happen 😝

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Low key cleaning up makes me feel like his getting a trim down there 🤔

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