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RE: Free Contest (Best Clean Joke)

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laxam (57)in #contest • 9 years ago

Not mine, but I like it:

The Secret Service just had to change protocol for when the president is in danger. Instead of yelling "get down!", they have to yell "Donald, duck!

9 years ago in #contest by laxam (57)
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