The Little Cunt

The Little Cunt always had with them a big sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Little Cunt desperately craved for a mug that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a mug is the thing to choose.

The Little Cunt always kept a teapot that they would often drop. This seems a weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. A teapot is the thing that was chosen.

The Little Cunt desperately desired a sword that they would put on his head. It is a fairly unusual thought, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was awesome. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Little Cunt always carried a little monkey that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been an original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the item to choose.

The Little Cunt always carried a lava lamp that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was fun. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to select.