Her Exciting Cunt

Her Exciting Cunt desperately wanted a bat that they liked to share. It was a fairly funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was awesome. A bat was the thing that was opted for.

Her Exciting Cunt often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to share. It might be a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. A pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Her Exciting Cunt found a radiator that they liked to break. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

Her Exciting Cunt desperately wanted a set square that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to choose.

Her Exciting Cunt found a pint of beer that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a strange thought, to most, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Her Exciting Cunt needed a sponge to embrace. This seems a weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing to select.