The Exceptional Cunt

The Exceptional Cunt carried a set of lego that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was fun. Strangely, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

The Exceptional Cunt desired a block of cheese to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is simply life. A block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Cunt desperately needed a bat that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was out of this world. A bat being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Cunt desired a bat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bat having that done to it

The Exceptional Cunt desperately looked for a ball that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A ball was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Cunt carried a bottle of wine that they would often hug. It might have been an original undertaking, to some, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.