Lonely Cunt

Lonely Cunt always had with them a pint of beer that they sometimes demolish. It should be an extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be stunning. A pint of beer is the item to select.

Lonely Cunt desperately desired a rubber johnny to smash. This could be considered an unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

Lonely Cunt found a vibrator that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

Lonely Cunt needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes break. It would have been a fairly surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.

Lonely Cunt craved for a bottle of beer that they would often smash. One might say this is a new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Lonely Cunt craved for a spade that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing that was chosen.