Silly Cunt

Silly Cunt carried a set of lego that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was epic. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to select.

Silly Cunt desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a weird suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to opt for.

Silly Cunt desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

Silly Cunt desperately searched for a wig to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item to opt for.

Silly Cunt always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

Silly Cunt owned a helmet to share. It is a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item to opt for.