My Foolish Cunt

My Foolish Cunt often carried a custard pie that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

My Foolish Cunt always kept a block of cheese that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a new operation, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

My Foolish Cunt always carried a helmet that they would often rub on his belly. It would be an exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Cunt searched for a piece of paper that they would drop. It would have been a curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a piece of paper having that done to it

My Foolish Cunt desperately looked for a CD player that they liked to worship. It should have been a funny proposal, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

My Foolish Cunt owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the chosen item.