A Cute Cunt

A Cute Cunt desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be an odd idea, to most, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

A Cute Cunt always kept a vibrator that they would occasionally hug. It was an exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

A Cute Cunt always kept a spade to annihilate It is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item chosen.

A Cute Cunt looked for a ball to put in the bath with him. It would have been a new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing to choose.

A Cute Cunt desperately needed a helmet that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was sublime. Strangely, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

A Cute Cunt found a magic 8 ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.