His Anxious Cunt

His Anxious Cunt owned a bottle of beer that they sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

His Anxious Cunt owned a teapot that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been an extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a teapot having that done to it

His Anxious Cunt had a sack of potatoes to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was simply life. A sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

His Anxious Cunt found a bat that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a fairly exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was stunning. A bat would be the thing that was selected.

His Anxious Cunt searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

His Anxious Cunt always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would hug. It might be a fairly funny action, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.