The Brainy Cunt

The Brainy Cunt found a ball that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to choose.

The Brainy Cunt desired a bat that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

The Brainy Cunt owned a computer that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered an astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a computer is the thing to opt for.

The Brainy Cunt always had with them a computer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a computer being the item opted for.

The Brainy Cunt needed a radiator that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly different undertaking, to some, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be exciting. Remarkably, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Cunt desired a sponge that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be an unusual action, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was breathtaking. Strangely, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.