Orange Cunt

Orange Cunt searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

Orange Cunt desperately desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was sublime. A pint of beer was the chosen item.

Orange Cunt desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a funny proposal, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of coke having that done to it

Orange Cunt desperately craved for a spade that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to many, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Orange Cunt always kept a spade that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade of all things.

Orange Cunt found a radiator that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a different proposal, to some, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item that was chosen.