My Lonely Cunt

My Lonely Cunt found a teapot that they would experiment on. This could be considered a fairly curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a teapot being the thing opted for.

My Lonely Cunt often carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally play with. It is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

My Lonely Cunt always carried a porno magazine to put down their trousers. It might be a weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

My Lonely Cunt desperately needed a piece of paper that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

My Lonely Cunt wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

My Lonely Cunt desperately wanted a CD player that they would put on his head. It would have been a bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was stunning. Who would have thought, a CD player was the chosen thing.