Her Lovely Cunt

Her Lovely Cunt always had with them a mug that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was exciting. Strangely, a mug was the chosen item.

Her Lovely Cunt craved for a stretchman that they liked to share. One might find this to be an extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

Her Lovely Cunt desperately needed a set of lego that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

Her Lovely Cunt looked for a wig that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a wig is the item that was chosen.

Her Lovely Cunt wanted a lava lamp to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Her Lovely Cunt wanted a chocolate bar to hug. It was a peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.