The Eccentric Cunt

The Eccentric Cunt always had with them a hat to play with. It was a weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Honestly, a hat was the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Cunt owned a cup that they would often worship. This seems a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was magnificent. Honestly, a cup being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Cunt always carried a big sponge to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly funny operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Cunt wanted a pint of beer that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Cunt always kept a pint of beer that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a fairly curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to select.

The Eccentric Cunt craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.