The Square Cunt

The Square Cunt always had with them a radiator that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the thing selected.

The Square Cunt had a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

The Square Cunt wanted a block of cheese to smash. It would have been a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

The Square Cunt had a set of lego that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

The Square Cunt searched for a wig that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a funny exercise, to you, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a wig of all things.

The Square Cunt desperately craved for a tomato that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be an exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a tomato being the chosen item.