My Bum Loving Cunt

My Bum Loving Cunt always carried a can of coke that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to me, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

My Bum Loving Cunt looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. A bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Cunt found a stretchman that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be sublime. Strangely, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Cunt carried a CD player that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Cunt desperately searched for a bottle of wine to put on his head. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be stunning. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Cunt desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would rub on his belly. It might be a weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.