Little Cunt

Little Cunt desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

Little Cunt carried a toilet brush that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to you, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Little Cunt carried a painting of a melon that they would hug. It would be an unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. A painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

Little Cunt desperately craved for a set of lego that they would hug. One might consider this to be a peculiar proposal, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

Little Cunt desperately craved for a sword to worship. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sword being the item selected.

Little Cunt often carried a set of lego to smash. It is a fairly funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the item opted for.