Her Funny Cunt

Her Funny Cunt desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider having that done to it

Her Funny Cunt desperately desired a vibrator that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

Her Funny Cunt desperately searched for a ball to throw. It would have been a funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be spectacular. A ball being the thing selected.

Her Funny Cunt desperately desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

Her Funny Cunt always kept a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be an unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

Her Funny Cunt desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.