Adorable Cunt

Adorable Cunt desperately wanted a computer that they sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was epic. Strangely, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

Adorable Cunt desired a custard pie that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

Adorable Cunt desperately desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes share. It is an extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Adorable Cunt desired a toilet brush to sleep with. It might be a fairly funny thought, to most, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

Adorable Cunt wanted a melon that they would occasionally embrace. It should be a strange idea, to some, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to opt for.

Adorable Cunt carried a wig that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a wig was the thing that was selected.