The Retarded Cunt

The Retarded Cunt desperately looked for a pint of cider that they liked to share. This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was stunning. A pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Retarded Cunt always kept a cup that they would often drop. It is considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be stunning. Honestly, a cup is the thing to choose.

The Retarded Cunt desired a hat that they would sit and look at. It is an exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item that was selected.

The Retarded Cunt desperately looked for a bat to rub on his belly. This could be considered an exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was epic. A bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Cunt wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a lava lamp having that done to it

The Retarded Cunt desired a bottle of coke that they would embrace. This could be considered an unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.