The Unusual Cunt

The Unusual Cunt desperately needed a CD player that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Cunt desperately wanted a radiator that they sometimes share. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was selected.

The Unusual Cunt desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

The Unusual Cunt desperately searched for a wig that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be an odd idea, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Cunt searched for a spade that they liked to smash. This might appear to be an original action, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a spade is the item to choose.

The Unusual Cunt craved for a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. It would have been a bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.